not inspiring confidence at all here to tell you where i am though! did i sleep with you or someone you like because in that case i would like to say that the dazai you've reached is dead please do not leave a message thank you so much
[ He assumes the "traps" part is a joke (albeit a poor one). It doesn't take longer than twenty minutes before he arrives at Lupin, carrying some bags. Does he have presents in them or are those to hide the pieces of the body? That's anyone's guess. ]
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where do you live?
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not inspiring confidence at all here to tell you where i am though! did i sleep with you or someone you like because in that case i would like to say that the dazai you've reached is dead please do not leave a message thank you so much
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it's santa
still want your shit? tell me where to drop it
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sit on your ass and wait
[ He assumes the "traps" part is a joke (albeit a poor one). It doesn't take longer than twenty minutes before he arrives at Lupin, carrying some bags. Does he have presents in them or are those to hide the pieces of the body? That's anyone's guess. ]
Okay, idiot. Let's get this over with.
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it is not, but being a complete idiot is how he gets people, so 10/10 for himself. he sneaks a peek from behind the bar, and oooooooh?)
Did you bring me an autopsy work? It's not my greatest skill, I don't like to work!