Awww, now listen here! I was as disappointed as you are that the two of you didn't appear with all your blood squirting out from your orifices. It would be a waste not to try it one last time for good measure, Dazai-kun.
[ How else was Gogol supposed to make sure you crusty prison bitches were hydrated huh ]
Naturally I'll afford only the very best ways to die to the most tenacious yet suicidal detective I know.
Even when he asks me trick question with tricky answers. Hey! I usually ask the questions around here don't I?! ...Pop quiz! Will anyone ever reaaally fully recover?
Edited (shhh I woke up recently so I can't words) 2023-06-23 14:33 (UTC)
Does it if you don't know it's a lie in the first place? Lying to myself is rather easy!
Ah, I myself am alright, just physically tired. I did take a loooooot of uppers to take care of all of you, so my dopamine levels were even lower than usual! I didn't feel like doing much.
[ One part genuine sympathy and one part contempt... Try not to regret vying for Gogol's attentions from now on. A terrible prize for a foolish game. ]
Since you don't feel like doing much at all should I take that to mean you don't want company? A penny for your thoughts!
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[He half expected that wouldn't work. He'd done it anyways. Stay optimistic y'all!]
But I'll happily watch if you'd like the company.
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[ How else was Gogol supposed to make sure you crusty prison bitches were hydrated huh ]
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Pop quiz, how long does it take to heal from all this we went through!
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Even when he asks me trick question with tricky answers. Hey! I usually ask the questions around here don't I?! ...Pop quiz! Will anyone ever reaaally fully recover?
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Let's see if you truly know me! Is this bottle going to put me to sleep peacefully or will I bleed from my eyes!!!
Honestly? Hooooooooonestly?????????? How honest of an answer do you want!!
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[ Sooo let's not unpack that one Dazai. ]
I think in this instance you could be honest. Lying becomes less effective when you do so too often.
cw drugs
Ah, I myself am alright, just physically tired. I did take a loooooot of uppers to take care of all of you, so my dopamine levels were even lower than usual! I didn't feel like doing much.
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[ One part genuine sympathy and one part contempt... Try not to regret vying for Gogol's attentions from now on. A terrible prize for a foolish game. ]
Since you don't feel like doing much at all should I take that to mean you don't want company? A penny for your thoughts!
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cw drugs you shouldn't use recreationally also please stay in school kids
Opioid abuse at a birthday never hurt anybody... Kind of!
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Ah, Nikolai, you're the best!!!!!