(oh, he's definitely taking the risk, whatever, stab him, like he currently gives a shit. it'll probably be a chuuya, fyodor, and gogol problem if he does, anyway. so, he'll scoot over, resting his head against the man's chest.)
How unimaginative, asking the suicidal man if he does harm to himself. You have the answer.
... Are you not bothered by 'No Longer Human' right now? You usually hate it.
Interesting, is it? Now then, here's a true or false question! ...It would be a easy to overpower you in this feeble state without any assistance.
[Guess that answer counts as his question too. Oh well. To illustrate the point Gogol curls his arms around the weight on his chest and gives a squeeeeze. Get trapped, idiot. Although with that positioning it should be easy to hear the even beat of his heart; testament to his humanity. That's the downside here.]
[But he's not going to have a face crack here. Not allowed?? Dazai would have to get a look at his face anyways. Which he won't be able to because Gogol smooshes his face into his chest and holds it there with a vice grip. Enjoy the a brief panic fluttering of his heart though.]
Nee~ext question. You know just the other day I was thinking that there was a lot of commotion coming from over here! What was that about, hmm?
I'll believe in it when I-- stop pushing my face into your very jacked chest!!! Especially when you're talking about strangling!!! Do this whole routine again and the strangling when I catch some sleep!!!!
(very fun being able to control your heart rate. while he is internally just as nervous, his own beating is a rather calm symphony. dduddum. dduddum. he can hear the acceleration, though, and huh.
oh, gogol. oh.)
Of course there's a lot of commotion here, we fight all the time and Chuuya has no volume-down button. Have you not learned that yet?
[Limp-wristed and dismissive hand motion. There's a tinge of pity in his amused tone too. Gogol must be thinking along the lines of 'can't kill off any feelings if you deny them']
Well, I was robbed of the opportunity to play the role of a spectator last time there was a big spectacle! The players are not the same here and I am terribly disappointed about that... so I hope you have something impressive to show.
I believe you'd have to rethink this? Spectacle? Impressive? It's just more of the same.
(it isn't - but in a way, it certainly is.
there's a bit of a yawn from him, his leg curling around the other's. he wasn't lying about being tired, and he stretches a little bit on top of nikolai.)
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[Better define "work" and "clown" next time for a more straightforward answer.]
My turn! Of all the personal questions I could ask you, what's one you wouldn't want to answer?
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... All of them.
If I sleep on you, will you stab me?
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[Dare to take the risk Dazai? He's being honest here but do you trust this face? This next question he suspects he knows the answer already, but,]
Were these self-inflicted?
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How unimaginative, asking the suicidal man if he does harm to himself. You have the answer.
... Are you not bothered by 'No Longer Human' right now? You usually hate it.
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[Guess that answer counts as his question too. Oh well. To illustrate the point Gogol curls his arms around the weight on his chest and gives a squeeeeze. Get trapped, idiot. Although with that positioning it should be easy to hear the even beat of his heart; testament to his humanity. That's the downside here.]
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(priorities are priorities, he's asking for a friend.
it's fine if he's trapped. dazai feels like going nowhere, and it honestly helps him to hide his face against that beating heart further.)
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Woah! Now that's observant. ahah, ha, hehe, you can't strangle people without good core strength.
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Nee~ext question. You know just the other day I was thinking that there was a lot of commotion coming from over here! What was that about, hmm?
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(GOGOL, WHY. WHY!!!)
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oh, gogol. oh.)
Of course there's a lot of commotion here, we fight all the time and Chuuya has no volume-down button. Have you not learned that yet?
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Fighting was it? I believe you.
[Not only does it sound not at all like he believes them AT ALL, he's also evil, so. Time to call bluffs.]
Even clowns should get a whole eight hours of sleep so I'm afraid the next time you two get that loud I'm going to intrude.
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(LISTEN, HE'S DENYING IT, BUT ALSO, HE KNOWS GOGOL DOES NOT BELIEVE HIM.
so. cool. no bluff. invitation to a threesome instead.)
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Well, I was robbed of the opportunity to play the role of a spectator last time there was a big spectacle! The players are not the same here and I am terribly disappointed about that... so I hope you have something impressive to show.
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(it isn't - but in a way, it certainly is.
there's a bit of a yawn from him, his leg curling around the other's. he wasn't lying about being tired, and he stretches a little bit on top of nikolai.)