i have some questions before we get to that fun part! where exactly is it written that drug use and using what god's given you are crimes? charging people arbitrarily for crimes that they are not aware of is as illegal as the crime itself!
Oh, I didn't. I wanted the criminal code, unless you can do me a little read aloud routine on our way! Anyway, I'm very injured. Can you hold me tenderly, at least?
(just a 'no longer human' test, no worries, usually it shows on a person's face when their ability goes numb and quiet.
(cool! he'll enjoy it, even doing a little a whoohoo! he's so happy. he's going to hug jerry's neck, making sure there's skin contact, trying to see if there's any reaction.)
[Jesus Christ. Touching him does nothing, and he thinks it's a little weird that he does it. But then he remembers that this one had a weird ability... and just keeps walking.
He keeps carrying Dazai until he's in City Hall, and then he'll set him back on his feet.]
[Dazai won't remember much after Jerry herds Dazai into the meeting room and closes the door. He may remember feeling judged, and voices from people he can't remember the faces of. He doesn't remember much, but he does remember the most important part:]
You, who have committed the crime of drug use and womanizing have come to stand before us to atone for your crime. To show commitment to rehabilitation, we have a request:
You must root out a crime that's beginning to take place in this world and give proof of their wrongdoing to be tried in the next Sentencing.
You have until November 10th to finish our task. If you complete it, you will be one step closer to returning home.
[When Dazai becomes aware again, he's outside of City Hall, without Jerry as an escort. The paper with his crime on it will be updated to reflect this task.]
[ooc: The longer that Dazai takes to complete this task, the less substances and sex will have an effect on him. He may even have some symptoms of withdrawal, even if he's not taking enough to have these effects.
The thread or post of this action may be OOCly submitted here. Failure to follow through on this task will result in a penalty for your character in the next event.]
dear council, i have strictly changed my ways for the past few months, as i have not been womanizing for quite a long time. i have strictly changed my ways to sucking dick, exclusively and faithfully.
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what if i like being forcibly detained so in that case it's a reward not a punishment?
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Regards,
Jerry
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i'm police myself, you see? oh, oh, oh!
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You are wasting my time. If you are police, then you know yourself that you're stalling.
Respectfully,
Jerry
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disrespectfully,
sexy
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- Jerry
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- Jerry
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anyway, where's the criminal code of aldrip? what are your hobbies? are you hot? the fairy is hot. is the fairy single?
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He's gonna stop responding to you, Dazai. He can't stand you people.]
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Well, when Dazai's time runs out... he's here. He's breaking into your house, Dazai.
And then he approaches him.]
You got what you wanted. Now let's leave.
cw self harm mention
(just a 'no longer human' test, no worries, usually it shows on a person's face when their ability goes numb and quiet.
it is true, though. his arms could be better.)
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He's going to attempt to make a grab at Dazai so he can toss him over his shoulder.]
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He keeps carrying Dazai until he's in City Hall, and then he'll set him back on his feet.]
You can walk from here.
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Bye, handsome man!
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You must root out a crime that's beginning to take place in this world and give proof of their wrongdoing to be tried in the next Sentencing.
You have until November 10th to finish our task. If you complete it, you will be one step closer to returning home.
[When Dazai becomes aware again, he's outside of City Hall, without Jerry as an escort. The paper with his crime on it will be updated to reflect this task.]
[ooc: The longer that Dazai takes to complete this task, the less substances and sex will have an effect on him. He may even have some symptoms of withdrawal, even if he's not taking enough to have these effects.
The thread or post of this action may be OOCly submitted here. Failure to follow through on this task will result in a penalty for your character in the next event.]
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dear council, i have strictly changed my ways for the past few months, as i have not been womanizing for quite a long time. i have strictly changed my ways to sucking dick, exclusively and faithfully.
may i be excused?)
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