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[orphne]

Dazai-san, I just got a message from somebody named Jerry telling me that I'm to report to City Hall for judgement of my crime by the Council within two hours, or they'll forcibly detain me.

[She doesn't sound overly worried in her voice, at least; it's the same serious, matter-of-fact tone she'd use for a mission.]

[nullificates]

Oh, samsies! Wanna go holding hands?!

[orphne]

Do you think it's a good idea to go?

[nullificates]

Hardly matters! They'll take us one way or another!

[orphne]

So you don't think we should fight back.

[It's not a question, just an observation. Like, that's basically what he's implying anyway!]

This happened to you before, right? "Sentencing."

[nullificates]

Ah, yes! Then I told you my biography and then...! Nothing happened! Ah, maybe they redid the system!

Oh, lies! Then you loved me more because I'm awesome and you just didn't know it!!!!

[orphne]

[He can't see it, but she rolls her eyes a little. Dazai-! Focus!!]

I'll go then, but let me know if there's anything I can do to help you with what they tell you, okay?

[nullificates]

Sure, sure. Of course. Naturally!

[orphne]

Dazai-san...

[nullificates]

Yes? I am serious, if I need you, I'll call you. Who else would I even call? You're my number one girl.

[orphne]

You just sound...

Are you gonna be okay?

[nullificates]

Why would I not be? It's not my first rodeo!

[orphne]

I dunno, that's why I'm asking.

[nullificates]

Are you going to be okay?

[orphne]

I don't know. I still don't really understand my crime in the first place, so...

[Shrug! It's an honest answer, at least.]

Just tell me how it goes for you, okay? I'll do the same.

[nullificates]

It's calling you dishonest.

(tada, solved.)

Sure. Regroup in 2 hours!

[orphne]

Rude!

[But she salutes anyway.]

Yes, sir, Dazai-san, sir! [with a bit of a laugh, because it sounds very silly and she desperately wants something silly right now. But with that, she hangs up. Of course, just to be contrary in her own way, she waits until her five-minute grace period she was allotted by Jerry before actually going to her sentencing, but...]

3 hours later because hes a rascal

[nullificates]

Ah, what they'd give you?

[orphne]

Boooo!! You're late!!!

[But also she didn't call him first so-]

I can't remember a lot of the stuff from inside, but they said I have to be honest and not hide myself. But, like, how are they gonna know?

[nullificates]

Who knows. Are you going to do it?

Mine is to snitch.

[orphne]

Huh? What's that mean?

[nullificates]

Get a wrongdoer and proof.

[orphne]

That's what Yu said his was, kind of. He has to investigate.

[Hmm...]

What if I lie to you? Then you can turn me in.

[Bada-bing, bada-boom, done.]

[nullificates]

Nope. I already have a wrongdoer in mind.

Go, be honest with me.

[orphne]

I have been, though.

Who're you gonna turn in?