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[laserguy]

white.

and guess he was sort of skinny? i don't know.

wait how many boyfriends do you have then???

[nullificates]

oh then it's fy for sure

boyfriends i have one others i have like... 2?

others others i have 45

[laserguy]

wait so you're dating two guys at once and they're fine with it????

do you have girlfriends at the same time as well???

[nullificates]

dating one, in-eternal-disgust with the other, yes they're ok with it i'm pretty sure they're also going to date each other to be honest

oh not currently but i see some women every now and then when i'm in a mood

why are you so confused

[laserguy]

huh??????

why don't you just date one guy or girl?

[nullificates]

i have holes in my heart, and these people specifically help.

i don't date generally it's not what i am good at!

[laserguy]

so you're saying that like one person isn't enough for you?? isn't that kind of crappy?

[nullificates]

mhm, not exactly. let's try again! i don't date.

i have a few selected people who i like for very different reasons, and i suppose that's what it is!

also, i don't know how to break this down to you kiddo but i suck!

[laserguy]

so.

they're not your boyfriends.

is what you're telling me.

[nullificates]

1 IS. 2 ARE NOT.

45 ARE DEF NOT.

[laserguy]

[HE'S SO CONFUSED SEND HELP.

Maybe it's best to just. Start over. Or ask directly. Or not ask at all.]

Your life is a total disaster.

Anyway, I was just curious. You mentioned before that you're a womanizer, so guess I was just surprised.

[nullificates]

you don't even know 1% of it!

oh, this world gave me that crime. i do have that problem, but you see, i swing both ways on occasion! do you not?

[laserguy]

yeah, i think i know now.

and i don't know? probably not? girls are more attractive.

[nullificates]

they are. men suck

women all the way

and yet

[laserguy]

dude you can't say that since you literally have a boyfriend

and just. other important guys in your life??

[nullificates]

yeah and we all suck collectively like a foursome

[laserguy]

do you have brain bleach

[nullificates]

no itd hurt its not my preferred method

[laserguy]

i have no further questions.

[nullificates]

delicate....

[laserguy]

[okay he was going to end the conversation but now he can't.]

what? i'm not delicate!!

[nullificates]

a baby duck.............. cute........

[laserguy]

i'm not a baby duck

what the hell???

[nullificates]

too sweet.... for the world...

[laserguy]

i'm not cute or sweet!!

i don't know where you got that impression! i always got in trouble in my old school and crap!!