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(he's been unbelievably horny, after being idle for so long. the technology the locals have been applying on dazai works enough for him to stand, healing faster than he would. crutches help, no longer casts, and he is hungry with the way he devours chuuya's mouth as he sneaks his hands to the ass. he's so excited!! it's been so long!!--

what.)

I haven't told him anything. Now, if you'll excuse me...

(HE'S NOT THINKING, TOO HORNY, MUST KISS, GOING FOR ANOTHER KISS.)

[Fuck, Dazai is going to be insatiable for awhile, isn't he? Not that Chuuya mi--

Wait wait what, roll back a second. He freezes while Dazai goes in for another kiss, eyes going wide, face burning.]

Wait, what do you mean you didn't? But it sounded like-- shit!!!

[And Dazai is getting shoved away as Chuuya realizes exactly what he just did.]

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(WHY MUST HE SUFFE-- oh, ok, now he got it, now he understood it, now-- oh. oh well, happens, fyodor has the same sharp tongue and manipulation skills as dazai, so, oof, look who's gotten played.)

... Oh. Oh, well, can you freak out in like five hours?!?!?!?! I kissed him, I fuck you, I have a thing going with Nikolai, whatever it is, so, it's all good, no? ... Yes? No?

I fucking told him shit, fuck!!! I just assumed you had, you bastard!!! Now he's gonna think even weirder things!!

[Sorry was Dazai horny, because Chuuya's freaking out now.]

(oh, rip him. he's going to shake chuuya, SEE IF THOSE BRAINCELLS SWIM A LITTLE.)

Chuuya, if you hadn't told him, don't you think he would have figured it out????? Come back to me!!!!

Even if he figured it out, I shouldn't have confirmed it!!! Damn it, he's going to be even more insufferable now!

[Oh that thought was mortifying. Nope, prying Dazai's hands off of him. That horny is not going anywhere anymore, sorry Dazai.]

Shit, I need booze.

[He's stepping away to grab his hat, fully intending to head to the bar.]

(he hates his life, oh, no no............ fyodor why must... chuuya... he's going to sleep out tonight... and he'll keep the empathic bond ON as a revenge.... he sucks as a human being.

and now HE needs booze too!!)

Ah, that's on me, though, I've been confusing him juuuuuuuust a tad. Unavoidable, really, he had been asking you these things even before we fucked!

[Go fuck yourself dazai... and whoever else. Chuuya's going to hate this and probably get utterly wasted to compensate.]

Ugh, of course you've been confusing him, he's been asking me all sorts of weird shit about you like I'm some sort of instruction manual!

[He scrubs one hand down his face, reaching the door.] I'm gonna be at the bar for awhile, don't expect me back until late.

Why are you mad at me, you're the one who spilled the beans!!!!

(WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING THIS ONE MAN... who just wanted love...)

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